Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Wednesday 28 May 2008, Sjoerd Hardeman wrote:
> Hal Vaughan wrote:
> > On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote:
> >> On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +0000, i'll teach you to turn
> >> away.
> >
> > wrote:
> >>> s. keeling <keeling@nucleus.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> sk> i'll teach you to turn away. <crank@got.net>:
> >>>>> granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this &
> >>>>> feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D
> >>>
> >>> sk> High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on
> >>> this list, sk> ever.
> >>> sk> [Ron, what happens if crank is female?]
> >>>
> >>> well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this
> >>> thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia.
> >>
> >> oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely.
> >> So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay.
> >>
> >>> i mean, way more of a bad
> >>> taste than my previously-slutty boyfriend could've had he not
> >>> come to me bug-free. ;D
> >>
> >> Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free.
> >
> > I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly
> > every time. Here's the source:
> >
> > #include <iostream>
> >
> > using namespace std;
> >
> > int main(const int argc, char* argv[]) {
> > cout << "Hello World\n";
> > }
> >
> >
> > I've got a similar one I wrote in Perl that's bug free and one in
> > Java and one in TCL and I've even ported it to a few other
> > languages.
> >
> >
> > Hal
>
> I'd consider a girlfriend that can only say "Hello World\n" to be
> definitely not bug free. But then, maybe I'm asking for too much?
If your girlfriend is coded in C++, then this is the least of your
worries.
Hal
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