Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

[Hal Vaughan <hal@thresholddigital.com>]

On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote:
> On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +0000, i'll teach you to turn away. 
wrote:
> > s. keeling <keeling@nucleus.com> wrote:
> >
> > sk> i'll teach you to turn away. <crank@got.net>:
> > >>       granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this &
> > >> feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D
> >
> > sk> High praise.  This is the funniest post/thread I've read on
> > this list, sk> ever.
> > sk> [Ron, what happens if crank is female?]
> >
> > 	well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this
> > thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia.
>
> oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So
> long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay.
>
> > i mean, way more of a bad
> > taste than my previously-slutty boyfriend could've had he not come
> > to me bug-free. ;D
>
> Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. 

I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once.  Worked perfectly every 
time.  Here's the source:

	#include <iostream>

	using namespace std;

	int main(const int argc, char* argv[]) {
	        cout << "Hello World\n";
	}


I've got a similar one I wrote in Perl that's bug free and one in Java 
and one in TCL and I've even ported it to a few other languages.


Hal