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Re: Frank Carmickle and Marco Paganini must die



On Mon, Aug 30, 2004 at 09:15:19AM -0400, Shawn McMahon wrote:
> I think that humiliating Marco Paganini because some smacktard hit you
> with his hammer is akin to berating Alfred Nobel because somebody threw
> a stick of dynamite in your window.

Software designers, like other professionals, have a responsibility to not
be careless and stupid.  Dynamite was designed to blow things up.  ASK was
ostensibly designed to combat spam, and yet ended up generating it because
it doesn't even bother to see if it's auto-replying to the very messages it
generated.  Your analogy is thus inapposite.

This is not a subtle point.  The concept of positive feedback in control
systems has been known for generations.  IP has the "hop count" and MTAs
perform loop detection (A .forwards to B, B .forwards back to A).
Furthermore, there are case studies of what happens when one fails to
approach this particular sort of problem from a careful and intelligent
perspective.

From Jargon File (4.4.4, 14 Aug 2003) [jargon]:

  ARMM
   n.

     [acronym, `Automated Retroactive Minimal Moderation'] A Usenet
     {cancelbot} created by Dick Depew of Munroe Falls, Ohio. ARMM was
     intended to automatically cancel posts from anonymous-posting sites.
     Unfortunately, the robot's recognizer for anonymous postings
     triggered on its own automatically-generated control messages!
     Transformed by this stroke of programming ineptitude into a monster
     of Frankensteinian proportions, it broke loose on the night of March
     30, 1993 and proceeded to {spam} news.admin.policy with a recursive
     explosion of over 200 messages.

     ARMM's bug produced a recursive {cascade} of messages each of which
     mechanically added text to the ID and Subject and some other headers
     of its parent. This produced a flood of messages in which each header
     took up several screens and each message ID and subject line got
     longer and longer and longer.

     Reactions varied from amusement to outrage. The pathological messages
     crashed at least one mail system, and upset people paying line
     charges for their Usenet feeds. One poster described the ARMM debacle
     as "instant Usenet history" (also establishing the term {despew}),
     and it has since been widely cited as a cautionary example of the
     havoc the combination of good intentions and incompetence can wreak
     on a network. The Usenet thread on the subject is archived here.
     Compare {Great Worm}; {sorcerer's apprentice mode}. See also
     {software laser}, {network meltdown}.

There's no excuse for this sort of idiocy.  I'm not a genius programmer
and yet it is intuitively obvious to me that any event-triggered mechanism
that allocates or consumes resources needs to not mistake its own output
for events.

If even the dumb old Overfiend can figure this out, what defense does Marco
Paganini have?

-- 
G. Branden Robinson                |       Our ignorance is God; what we
Debian GNU/Linux                   |       know is science.
branden@debian.org                 |       -- Robert Green Ingersoll
http://people.debian.org/~branden/ |

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