Danke, Sven.
> 3.16.0-4 is *not* the kernel version but the ABI name used.
I feel dumb for asking, but the output of uname is not the exact kernel version I'm running? That seems contradictory to everything I've learned and read... including what I just read here[1]:
> Kernel version
> This is the version that appears in kernel messages, filenames, package names and the output of 'uname -r'.