Re: how to pick fresh fruit.
/lurk_off Genius, Nick, genius :) /lurk_on
Nick Lidakis wrote:
> Hugo Jackson wrote:
>> i know this is not a debian specific question, but when choosing
>> melons should i go by size or feel?
> Your asking about melons on the Debian mailing list? I think I know why.
> You are afraid of Debian. You want answers? You want the truth? You
> can't handle the truth!! You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a
> world that has Linux operating systems. And those operating systems have
> to be guarded by men with compilers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Robert
> C. Sanchez? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly
> fathom. You weep for BSD and you curse Red Hat. You have that luxury.
> You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that BSD's death, while
> tragic, probably saved desktops. And my existence, while grotesque and
> incomprehensible to you, saves desktops. You don't want the truth about
> Debina or melons. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at
> LAN parties, you want me on that kernel list. You need me on that Debian
> mailing list.
> We use words like l33t, code, haxor...we use these words as the backbone
> to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a Slashdot
> punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself
> to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very apt-get I
> provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you
> just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick
> up a orphaned package and stand a console. Either way, I don't give a
> damn what you think you're entitled to!
> By the way, would that be an African or European melon?
Would that be a laden or unladen melon?