On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 17:08:00 -0500
Paul Morgan <email@example.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 15:24:01 -0600, Hugo Vanwoerkom wrote:
> > My printer just asked me if I want an aperitif... I am not used to
> > this... I usually only speak with it through port 631... What do I
> > say?
> Ask it if it's trying to get you drunk, and what are its intentions.
Tell it to print them out so you've got them on paper, with a breach of
promise suit if it doesn't follow through.