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This is like threatening to shoot yourself in the head because your
cardoor got a scratch, but OK...
So please help me before I format my drive ;-)
Note that this approach isn't one that'll normally one that will win
you responses, it wouldn't surprise me if more than a few people
thought, "Hmm, this guy is threatening himself for my help, he's
obviously the most balanced and patient person to volunteer to help."
8:o) ESR has come up with some good pointers on how to avoid such a
reaction from people.
http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html