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Re: uptime

* Martin F Krafft (madduck@madduck.net) spake thusly:
> <rant>
> oh, so you mean it was optimized for network access? hah! well, i have
> one of those servers standing right here, running *only* checkpoint
> firewall-1 on a *fresh* install, with *flawless* hardware, and guess
> what - crashes every fifteen minutes paradiddle style - 
>    ||: freeze,     bluescreen | freeze,     freeze       ||
>    ||  bluescreen, freeze     | bluescreen, bluescreen. :||
> and while we're at it, ever noticed this:
>   "the file C:\WINNT\system32\dhcp.dll could not be found
>    on the Microsoft Windows NT 4.0 Server Disk 1 CD.
>    please insert the Microsoft Windows NT 4.0 Server
>    Disk 1 CD."
> really? C:\WINNT\system32\dhcp.dll cannot be found on D:???
> as in "on the CD"?
> but if I put the CD *in*, it'll find it?
> thought so, but these thoughts were a little too utopic.
>    Please specify the location of C:\WINNT\system32\dhcp.dll
> well then: "C:\WINNT\system32\dhcp.dll<enter>"
> oooh. now it found it.
> are these Redmond dorks just *stupid*???
> </rant>
> sorry, this is giving me headaches...

<Evil laughter/> I heartily recomend academentia. They pay less, but
they use other OSen. Neener, neeneener. :)

I'm going to exit now since you don't want me to replace the printcap. If you 
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