Re: [Debian] Ein bischen UNIX-Wahn !!! (war: [LINUX:27471] What is the command ... :-)) )
*gg* das ist echt gut.
schon bei jemandem bitterer ernst oder *noch* nicht? ;)
Frank
On Tue, 15 May 2001 08:13:51 +0200 Michelle Konzack wrote:
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> >Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 14:28:16 +0300
> >From: Erol Ozcan <eozcan@superonline.com>
> >To: Multiple recipients of list LINUX <linux@listweb.bilkent.edu.tr>
> >Subject: [LINUX:27471] What is the command ... :-))
> >
> >Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code
> of
> > a program?
> >UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct.
> >Customer: No, what is it?
> >UNIX consul: Yes.
> >Customer: So, which is the one?
> >UNIX consul: No. 'which' is used to find the program.
> >Customer: Stop this. Who are you?
> >UNIX consul: Use 'who am i' not 'who r yoo'. You can also 'finger
> yoo'
> > to get information about yoo'.
> >Customer: All I want to know is what finds the revision code?
> >UNIX consul: Use 'what'.
> >Customer: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true?
> >UNIX consul: No. 'true' gives you 0.
> >Customer: Which one?
> >UNIX consul: 'true' gives you 0. 'which programname'
> >Customer: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I
> find it?
> >UNIX consul: Type 'find / -name it -print' to find 'it'. Type 'what
> > program' to get the revision code.
> >Customer: I want to find the revision code.
> >UNIX consul: You can't 'find revisioncode', you must use 'what
> program'.
> >Customer: Which command will do what I need?
> >UNIX consul: No. 'which command' will find 'command'.
> >Customer: I think I understand. Let me write that.
> >UNIX consul: You can 'write that' only if 'that' is a user on your
> system.
> >Customer: Write what?
> >UNIX consul: No. 'write that'. 'what program'.
> >Customer: Cut that out!
> >UNIX consul: Yes. those are valid files for 'cut'. Don't forget the
> > options.
> >Customer: Do you always do this?
> >UNIX consul: 'du' will give you disk usage.
> >Customer: HELP!
> >UNIX consul: 'help' is only used for Source Code Control System
> (SCCS).
> >Customer: You make me angry.
> >UNIX consul: No, I don't 'make me' angry but I did 'make
> programname'
> > when I was upset once.
> >Customer: I don't want to make trouble, so no more.
> >UNIX consul: No 'more'? 'which' will help you find 'more'. Every
> system
> > has 'more'.
> >Customer: Nice help! I'm confused more now!
> >UNIX consul: Understand that since 'help' is such a small program,
> it is
> > better not to 'nice help'. and 'more now' is not
> allowed but
> > 'at now' is. Unless of course 'now' is a file name.
> >Customer: This is almost as confusing as my PC.
> >UNIX consul: I didn't know you needed help with 'pc'. Let me get you
> to
> > the Pascal compiler team.
> >
> >
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> > unsub linux
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