[Debian] Ein bischen UNIX-Wahn !!! (war: [LINUX:27471] What is the command ... :-)) )
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>Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 14:28:16 +0300
>From: Erol Ozcan <eozcan@superonline.com>
>To: Multiple recipients of list LINUX <linux@listweb.bilkent.edu.tr>
>Subject: [LINUX:27471] What is the command ... :-))
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>Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of
> a program?
>UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct.
>Customer: No, what is it?
>UNIX consul: Yes.
>Customer: So, which is the one?
>UNIX consul: No. 'which' is used to find the program.
>Customer: Stop this. Who are you?
>UNIX consul: Use 'who am i' not 'who r yoo'. You can also 'finger yoo'
> to get information about yoo'.
>Customer: All I want to know is what finds the revision code?
>UNIX consul: Use 'what'.
>Customer: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true?
>UNIX consul: No. 'true' gives you 0.
>Customer: Which one?
>UNIX consul: 'true' gives you 0. 'which programname'
>Customer: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I find it?
>UNIX consul: Type 'find / -name it -print' to find 'it'. Type 'what
> program' to get the revision code.
>Customer: I want to find the revision code.
>UNIX consul: You can't 'find revisioncode', you must use 'what program'.
>Customer: Which command will do what I need?
>UNIX consul: No. 'which command' will find 'command'.
>Customer: I think I understand. Let me write that.
>UNIX consul: You can 'write that' only if 'that' is a user on your system.
>Customer: Write what?
>UNIX consul: No. 'write that'. 'what program'.
>Customer: Cut that out!
>UNIX consul: Yes. those are valid files for 'cut'. Don't forget the
> options.
>Customer: Do you always do this?
>UNIX consul: 'du' will give you disk usage.
>Customer: HELP!
>UNIX consul: 'help' is only used for Source Code Control System (SCCS).
>Customer: You make me angry.
>UNIX consul: No, I don't 'make me' angry but I did 'make programname'
> when I was upset once.
>Customer: I don't want to make trouble, so no more.
>UNIX consul: No 'more'? 'which' will help you find 'more'. Every system
> has 'more'.
>Customer: Nice help! I'm confused more now!
>UNIX consul: Understand that since 'help' is such a small program, it is
> better not to 'nice help'. and 'more now' is not allowed but
> 'at now' is. Unless of course 'now' is a file name.
>Customer: This is almost as confusing as my PC.
>UNIX consul: I didn't know you needed help with 'pc'. Let me get you to
> the Pascal compiler team.
>
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