You certainly didn't upset my appetite! As a Linux user since the mid-Ninties I can only say how on a daily basis I am increasingly impressed by, and grateful for, the very supportive Linux (in particular the Debian - since that is my favourite distribution) community.
In particular I understand just how much all the "the good ol'boyz club of developers and ex-developers" who have contributed to the GNU/Linux eco-structure over this period have given us, and how this has changed the world for the better "miles of code" by "miles of code" as you so crudely put it.
Your offensive trolling will not upset debian-users, but will no doubt please many that will regard your withdrawal from this "hell hole" to the one of your own devising as a blessing.
Mushrooms grow best without light, and when fertilised with sh-t.