Re: <OT> Re: funny times

[songbird <songbird@anthive.com>]

Ric Moore wrote:
> On 04/23/2017 09:33 PM, songbird wrote:
>>   when my computer is turned off the clock
>> runs slow.
>>
>>   when my computer is turned on the clock
>> runs fast.
>>
>>   so any single adjustment in /etc/adjtime
>> doesn't work (as my number of hours off or
>> on the computer each day may change).
>
> You may have reached level 7, where time and space no longer are 
> relative to your construct of reality. Then you have reached level 7. To 
> test this, use a level 6 exercise where you peer at a distant person, 
> between a thumb and forefinger, and close those fingers to squash their 
> head like a grape. When you open your fingers again, they will be 
> miraculously restored. If you can do this, you may truly be a level 7. 

  or a fan of Kids in the Hall...  :)

20 Helens Agree...


> Level 8 awaits next where you will be able to channel Legba, the Lua of 
> Digital Highways and Keeper of USB Keys. Keep in mind that Legba likes 
> gifts of strong drink and tobacco. Please do no harm, only good, with 
> your new Computer Voodoo powers. :) Ti-Jean-Petro (channeled by Ric)

  i could use some.  i have fallen into an
odd state this past week.


  songbird