Re: Osama Bin Laden Take Over List!

[Hal Vaughan <hal@thresholddigital.com>]

On Sunday 20 August 2006 21:38, Steve Lamb wrote:
> Ron Johnson wrote:
> > Steve Lamb wrote:
> >> Well, except for Oregon.  Up there they're too dumb to pump their
> >> own gas without dribbling all over the place.  Can't trust any
> >> place that mandates people not to touch a gas pump.
> >
> > Say that again?
>
>     Oregon requires people, by law, to not pump their own gas.  Only
> employees of the gas station may pump gas.  Kind of a shock for
> anyone who's used to pumping their own gas (which is to say, the
> other 49 states of the union) when they get there.
>
>     Of course I just spin it that it is because of the average
> Oregonian being incapable of doing so without dribbling; an indirect
> dig on Paul's penile aim. What can I say, I'm catty when it comes to
> self-important blow-hards who gladly point out any fault in the rest
> of the world while covering up their own faults by blaming the rest
> of the world when they experience problems.

I heard the purpose of the law was to create jobs.

Maybe it'll mean Paul can find work one of these days...

(Hey, you aren't the only one who can be catty.)

Hal