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Re: My sound works perfectly - am I the only one? :)



Stephen Patterson <s.patterson@freeuk.com> writes:

> What with all the sound card posts flying round recently, it doesn;t
> seem like anyone's getting audio, and here I am with 2 systems working
> perfectly with OSS (no udev/devs and none of that alsa malarky).g

A lot of people who write asking about sound to the list seem to have
four things in common:

1) They don't bother to read the archives, even though every sound
   issue possible has been covered ad nauseum, ad infinitum.

2) They don't bother to read the sound HOWTOs[1], which very, very
   clearly[2] how to set it up.

3) They haven't heard of Google or they wouldn't belong to either of
   the above groups.

4) They actively fight any attempt to be given a clue.

I've given up on this class of moron and tend to avoid them.  Now if
there was a way to do the same with people who drive like they learned
to drive in California, I might still have a back bumper and a muffler
on my truck...



[1] http://ursine.ca/cgi-bin/dwww?type=file&location=/usr/share/doc/HOWTO/en-html/HOWTO-INDEX/../Alsa-sound.html
for ALSA users,
http://ursine.ca/cgi-bin/dwww?type=file&location=/usr/share/doc/HOWTO/en-html/HOWTO-INDEX/../Sound-HOWTO/index.html
for OSS users,
http://ursine.ca/cgi-bin/dwww?type=file&location=/usr/share/doc/HOWTO/en-html/HOWTO-INDEX/../Soundblaster-AWE.html
for SoundBlaster AWE users, among a bajillion other mirrors and resources.

[2] I managed to figure it out 1997 when I was a Red Hat n00b using
the Sound HOWTO, and it's *way* easier in Debian than Red Hat.

-- 
Paul Johnson
<baloo@ursine.ca>
Linux.  You can find a worse OS, but it costs more.

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