Re: list delay
Narins, Josh wrote:
>DEAR DEBIAN USER, this is joke e-mail. I think.
>
>We are manipulating the time in the headers
>in order to cover the tracks from our efforts
>to monitor the e-amail from sketchy users
>such as yourself
>to prevent them from posting rude or obnoxious e-mails
>
>We've noted your peculair penchant for posting pornographic pictures of
>penguins
>and are not amused at all about any aspect or angle of it.
>
Which is the joke? This ^?
>
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Or this ^? :)
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