[OT: humour] Re: Securing Apache: vserver or chroot ?

[Peter Cordes <peter@llama.nslug.ns.ca>]

On Sat, Oct 19, 2002 at 01:29:40PM +0200, Alexander Neumann wrote:
> Hi Jesus,
> 
> Jesus Climent wrote:
> > * Chroot
> > 
> > The linux system call to jail a subtree.
> > 
> > Has to be created and maintained manually.
> 
> You can try 'jailtool', if you like:
> 
> $ apt-cache show jailtool
> [...]
> Description: Tool to build chroot-jails for daemons.

 What is it with geeks and Dungeons and Dragons?  Imprisoning demons in
jails sounds like a job for a high level mage :)

 (on a similar note: http://www.theonion.com/onion3121/billgates.html.
There are a lot of other funny pages that I found with 
http://www.google.com/search?q=bill+gates+character+sheet, like
http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/brothers/bill.shtml)

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