Re: Your Permission is required!
Lady Entrepreneurs wrote:
> SUPPORT THE NEW AGE OF [spam]! WE ARE A COMPANY THAT [doesn't] ASKS
> PERMISSION [because it's easier to say, "I'm sorry"]. IF YOU FIND
> VALUE IN OUR NEWSLETTERS [unlikely] WE WELCOME YOU TO JOIN.
> WE DO NOT SUPPORT EMAIL SPAM [except our own]. WE ALWAYS [ignore
> protests] FROM YOU TO BE A PART OF OUR EMAIL LIST.
> We are dedicated to providing information regarding the Fight on email
> Spam [and gratuitous capitalization], Search Engine [Googlebombing]
> Information, web design secrets [like long-distance porn dialers],
> [how to ruin] customer relationship management, and extreme specials
> on our services.
> WE HAVE NEVER AND WILL NOT EVER SELL OUR LISTS TO ANYONE [but we'll
> happily lease or rent them, give us a call]! WE SEND OUT ONLY ONE
> EMAIL PER MONTH [per advertiser] UNLESS YOU [post your address
> anywhere or reply to this message] TO RECEIVE ADDITIONAL NEWSLETTERS.
> Please show your [desire to receive more spam] by sending a email to
> List@actadmin.com. Just put in the subject ADD ME! and we will not
> be sending out a issue until January [or perhaps on a whim].
> Thank you,
No, thank _you_. And sorry for the OT, but I had to mock it; spammers
are so unapologetically hypocritical these days.