Bug#169928: Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, my cute little bug report!
You are 2 years old today. When creating you, I thought you'd be in good
hands amongst the Debian developers. I'm sorry to notice that I was wrong.
During these 2 years no-one told you anything, not even a single word,
despite that I clearly described the symptoms of your illness, and also
pointed out the core of the problem, and suggested a remedy. I don't think
it would take more than fifteen minutes for any Debian developer to make
sure that the Greatest Package Manager Ever really suffers from this minor
disease, verify the validness of the proposed medicine, and, of course, heal
you. I'm really so sorry that it didn't happen for two years, but please
apologize me since I cannot do more than giving you a toast on your
Get well, dear One-Six-Nine-Nine-Two-Eight!