With the new style of "mass tirage" of bugs,
The user submits a bug;
while (sleep 1 year) {
He gets a message asking him to verify if the bug still exists;
He perhaps especially reinstalls the package that he long ago stopped using &&
He verifies it || the bug is closed
}
Now disposing of those piles of bugs is a breeze, and the maintainer
needn't ever actually look once at the bug! Should cut down on
those annoying new bugs too!