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Re: Virus emails

On ma, 2003-09-22 at 17:53, Matthias Urlichs wrote:
> The list of hardware required to stop this spam unfortunately seems to
> include a time machine.

Oh, that's not required at all. A simple couch will do.

The couch will require a team of psychiatrists surrounding it, of
course. They will then interview, for extended periods of time, whoever
sends spam, writes viruses, or runs an insecure computer attached to the
Internet. After the healing process is done, the culprits can then
rejoin society as productive and wholesome individuals.

I favor this approach over simple applications of violence, such as
using an axe on any computer infected by a virus.


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