>>>>> "Chip" == Chip Salzenberg <chip@perlsupport.com> writes: Chip> And monkeys "may" fly out of my butt. >> quotes That's got to be the closest to mad I've ever heard you get, Chip :) -- Stephen --- "If 8-year-old boys discharging loaded firearms into their own legs isn't necessary to the maintenance of a well-regulated militia, I don't know what is." - Randal Cummings as reported in The Onion, 25/5/99