Four major executives from various countries are playing golf
together. On the second tee they hear a phone ring. The
Canadian executive reaches into his bag and pulls out a cellular
phone. "O.K. buy 100 shares" the Canadian tells the other person
in the phone. "I'm such an important person, that I have to
make sure my employees can reach me at any time. Therefore I
carry a cell phone everywhere" the Canadian executive says.
On the next tee, they hear another phone. All of a sudden the
American puts his pinkie to his mouth and his thumb to his ear
and begins talking. When he gets off the line he tells the
others: "I'm so important that I had my company install a
microphone in my pinkie and a speaker in my thumb. That way, I
don't have to worry about carrying a cellular telephone." The
people are impressed and move on.
On the green, they hear another phone ring. The German guy
stands up tall and says "O.K. sell the company now. Danka."
He loosens up and tells the others "I'm so important that I had my
company put a microphone in my lip and a speaker in my ear.
That way all I need to do is stand up straight to get the signal."
Everybody is really impressed and they continue playing.
At the next tee they hear another phone. All of a sudden, the
Japanese executive runs into the bushes. After a few minutes,
the others get worried about him so they go into the bushes.
The Japanese guy is in the bushes with his pants around his legs and
squatting as if to take a dump. "Oh, we're so sorry" the
American exclaims "we'll leave you alone." "That's O.K.", the
Japanese executive says "I'm just waiting for a fax."