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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 22:13:56 +1000, Matthew Palmer <mpalmer@debian.org> wrote:
> On Fri, Jun 25, 2004 at 01:19:30PM +0200, Enrico Zini wrote:
> > I just wanted to shared with you the most interesting, sick and
> > Debian-specific piece of spam I've ever seen...
> >
> > Am I the only one having got this?
> I haven't gotten a copy so far, but it's probably taking it's time getting
> through my ADSL line -- it's only a 512k line, and that e-mail was frigging
> huge.  I wonder if the message was mostly (or entirely) generated by some
> sort of very poor AI -- I can't imagine any sane human writing all of that
> shit -- but I think I just rebutted my own argument.
> Mr Kurts isn't just annoying us, though:
> http://www1.ietf.org/spam-archive/rserpool-request/
> Search for 'Kurts' and 'questsystemslinux' in there.  Note, also, that his
> site (URL trivially obtainable from second search term above) has been
> suspended by his two-bit hosting company.  Such a major corporation, and
> it's had it's webshite pulled.  Damn, and I had dibs on "Senior Assistant
> Executive Gopher of Dribbling Shit", too -- it would have put me in regular
> contact with my hero, Ted R. Kurts.
> Oh well.  I wonder when I'll get my lawsuite for "many dollars" for calling
> Ted R. Kurts, of Quest Systems, a deranged fuckwit who couldn't run a
> lemonade stand.  I don't think Ted R. Kurts of Quest Systems has a mental
> disorder, only because a mental disorder would have no brain to reside in.

"Ted Jesus Christ GOD" [1] wants to buy out Debian.

Whatever next

A nutshell introduction to the wonder that is Ted .. in the early
90's, he was CEO of Quest Systems[2], a wonderfully important company
that absolutely no-one had heard of.  Come the new millennium, and a
new mental defect., he's now proclaimed himself the second coming of
Christ, taken credit for the WTC atrocities, etc etc etc. [3]

and now Debian?  A plot twist I'd never have seen coming.

[1] http://web.archive.org/web/20030625092021/http://www.tedjesuschristgod.com/
[2] http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Ted+R.+Kurts%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=1993Jul1.030402.24999%40CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU&rnum=1
[3] http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Ted+R.+Kurts%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=sh65dhisuu.fsf%40lnxcu9.lns.cornell.edu&rnum=2

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