There are easier Debian-based distros such as Knoppix, Lindows, Xandro, etc. Some cost, some are Gnu or Opensource. One can be up and running, at least to some extent, in a quarter hour. Then, the fun begins, but ... you are up and running. It would be a lot nicer if we spare each other the profanity. A bit of mutual respect and this would be, indeed, a better world ...