While reading the Gopher Wikipedia article for the hundredth time, I
noticed that it mentions back in 2012 there was 160 gophers alive and
serving in our war against Dictator Tim Berners-Lee. It seems that Tim
Berners-Lee's arms is winning in the battlefield, as we lost 15 gophers
since then. According to Archie's wife, we are currently at 145
gophers. Also, someone went and killed most of the gopher's who were
linked from the HTML Wikipedia page for Gopher. These have been some
dark 25 years since the war against Dictator Tim Berners-Lee started.
Which gopher will be next in this bloodbath? Will it be Gopherpedia,
port70.net, or you?
I propose we write a BucktoothWorm to infect as many PCs on Internet as
possible with Gopher backdoor servers. It will infect as many PCs as
possible exposing "My Documents" to gopherspace to increase our overall
footprint in this truly one-sided war.
For as long as I have breath in my lungs, I will not rest until Tim
Berners-Lee's tyranny comes to an end!
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