Re: Call for votes for the debian project leader election 2002
On Thursday, March 28, 2002, at 04:16 AM, David N. Welton wrote:
All hail emperor me,
In playing WarCraft II, there are a few things I've learned
about this that I'd like to pass along.
First, peasants are easy to rule, as long as you don't overwork
them too much. After all, they all chant, routinely, "yes me
lord". That can't be a bad thing, not one bit.
Second, footmen are generally agreeable, too. Same holds for
archers. Knights are exceptionally agreeable, and only give you
issues if you make then stand around and do nothing. Give then
dpkg's or apt's bug list, and that'll keep them happy for ages!
Third, mages (and I'd assume gurus, wizzards, hackers, and
sages) should not be bugged to much. They anger quickly, and
when they do, you'd better run. In other words.
Fourth, don't poke your pet too much. It will explode. No, I mean it.
And, lastly, and maybe most importantly, I propose a that we
give Emperer David N. Welton a funny pointy hat. Can I either
get a first (and seconds) from some registered developers, or
alternatively a few henchmen to back me up?
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