Coercing sane file permissions -- site specific

[Richard Owlett <rowlett@cloud85.net>]

I use fat16 and fat32 formatted USB flash drives for _EXACTLY_ 
*ONE* purpose.
It is to transfer data to/from a Windows machine.
There is NO [nor will there ever be] a network connection between 
them.

When I plug one into my Debian machine I want totally unfettered 
read/write access.
[when logged in as root or *ANY* user ID]


HOW?
{any one notice a tone of frustration ;/}