Re: An EXCELLENT Microsoft ... MS is in trouble from OpenSource OSes like Linux
According to Stephen Patterson,
> Jude DaShiell wrote:
> > I hope you're writing about an excellent Microsoft heavy duty Shop Vac,
> > because otherwise excellent and Microsoft never get that close in
> > reality otherwise.
> ... and I thought MS products would stop sucking as soon as they started
> making vacuums.
F***kin' vacuum locked up. Gotta reboot it!
Then it didn't like the replacement pulley. It wants a
So I plug a cable into the ethernet port I didn't know it
Now it has a virus! It wants me to go buy McAfee!
OK, did that, and it ran better for a week.
But now it won't even start. And I paid $25 to have a Microsoft
support employee tell me I have to reinstall its operating
system from scratch. I didn't even know it had an operating
I was a user who'd been used a few too many times.