debian status script(s)

["nate" <debian-user@aphroland.org>]

I have noticed that in Mandrake(at least last time i used it over
a year ago), and more recently in FreeBSD 4.4, both of these
systems(probably others too) generate reports daily or weekly
as to the status of the system. I was wondering if there was
a package to do this for debian. I already use logcheck, which
works, was suprised to see the information that the freebsd
system generated for me to review, I could probably come up with
some of it manually with scripts, but was curious if theres
a package out there(even if its not packaged) that does this ..

sample report from freebsd 4.4:
Removing stale files from /var/preserve:

Cleaning out old system announcements:

Removing stale files from /var/rwho:

Backup passwd and group files:

Verifying group file syntax:

Backing up mail aliases:

Disk status:
Filesystem  1K-blocks     Used    Avail Capacity  Mounted on
/dev/ad4s1a   9146859   363133  8051978     4%    /
/dev/ccd0c   11903642   767269 10184082     7%    /usr
/dev/ccd1c   11903642   134379 10816972     1%    /var
/dev/ccd2c    8298507  1005409  6629218    13%    /data
/dev/ad6s1e   9146859     3740  8411371     0%    /tmp
procfs              4        4        0   100%    /proc

Last dump(s) done (Dump '>' file systems):

UUCP status:

Network interface status:
Name  Mtu   Network       Address            Ipkts Ierrs    Opkts
Oerrs  Collznb0  1500  <Link#1>    00:c0:95:e6:18:54 178331802     0 244908167   
 0     0zrm0* 0     <Link#2>                             0     0        0    
0     0znb1  1500  <Link#3>    00:c0:95:e6:18:55 244937182     0 177910605   
 0     0znb2  1500  <Link#4>    00:c0:95:e6:18:56 65871708     0 70438549    
0     0znb3  1500  <Link#5>    00:c0:95:e6:18:57 70458183     0 65459305    
0     0fxp0  1500  <Link#6>    00:30:48:22:37:47 10971879     0  5205437    
0     0fxp0  1500  192.168.50.0- netmon-wa        8108175     -  5024400    
-     -ppp0* 1500  <Link#7>                             0     0        0    
0     0sl0*  552   <Link#8>                             0     0        0    
0     0lo0   16384 <Link#9>                       3379750     0  3379750    
0     0lo0   16384 127           localhost        3309428     -  3309428    
-     -
Local system status:
 3:01AM  up 47 days, 12:06, 2 users, load averages: 0.34, 0.13, 0.03

Mail in local queue:
/var/spool/mqueue is empty

Security check:
    (output mailed separately)

Checking for rejected mail hosts:

Checking for denied zone transfers (AXFR and IXFR):

Running /etc/daily.local:
Parsing supfile "/etc/cvsupfile.ports"
Cannot open "/etc/cvsupfile.ports": No such file or directory