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--- "D." <rhyme_master@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Date: Fri, 26 Apr 2002 14:30:42 -0700 (PDT)
> From: "D." <rhyme_master@yahoo.com>
> Reply-to: Rhyme_Master@Yahoo.com
> Subject: shit happens
> To: rhyme_master@yahoo.com
> 
> 
> 
>    1. In the beginning was the Plan.
> 
>    2. And then came the Assumptions,
> 
>    3. And the Assumptions were without form.
> 
>    4. And the Plan was without Substance.
> 
>    5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
> 
>    6. And they spoke among themselves saying,
>    "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."
> 
>    7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors
> and
>    said, "It is a pail of dung and we cannot live
>    with the smell."
> 
>    8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers
> saying,
>    "It is a container of organic waste and it is
> very
>    strong such that none may abide by it."
> 
>    9. And the Managers went unto their Directors,
> saying,
>    "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide
> its
>    strength."
> 
>    10. And the Directors spoke among themselves,
> saying to
>    one another, "It contains that which aids plant
> growth
>    and it is very strong."
> 
>    11. And the Directors went to the Vice
> Presidents,
> saying
>    unto them, "It promotes growth and it is very
> powerful."
> 
>    12. And the Vice Presidents went to the
> President,
> saying
>    unto him, "This new plan will actively promote
> the
> growth
>    and vigor of the company with very powerful
> effects."
> 
>    13. And the President looked upon the Plan and
> saw
> that it
>    was good.
> 
>    14. And the Plan became Policy.
> 
>    15. And this is how shit happens...
> 
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