Re: your mail

[Debian Oracle <liw@iki.fi>]

On la, 2007-06-16 at 10:16 +0200, Jorge Pérez Lara wrote:
> Well, I think it because I saw it in a Blog. In the blog, they said
> aMsn (a MSN Messenger for linux) died, and they said debian is going
> to dead 

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Debian Oracle!

Your friendly neighborhood Debian Oracle is here to resolve this issues
once and for all!

Really!!!

It is a well-known fact about the Internet that everything published on
this most networked network of networks is utterly true, without
exception. Every blog post is absolute, eternal truth.

It is, unfortunately, less well known that the values of "everything",
"uttrly", "absolute", "eternal", and "true" have been suffering from
serious inflation in the past fifteen years. Given that time on the
Internet passes at about 42 times faster than usual, that means the 
105k% inflation has effectively been going on for 630 years. In other
words, "true" now is worth only about 1/(105^630) of what it was in
1992.

In 1992, the statement "Debian will die" would have been 100% true.
Today, on the other hand, it is only true one part in
22349016392647261533425069471417458583887478664388640949279444742251\
75817925847805975468419416359081701733414022316777689734962038612405\
01996384594285388328174545201997776499568146092179843730927631106928\
31346098861299370344255829382486423965947151117607231134043346901597\
79917158312146326909113292473864228803838358948538822991751904124470\
63538189414943837290947482704825428771455885638597494481793075663820\
48655861988301943364707846671041378140590581454670376171428136017050\
30332789804117799008708267218766959398123459052551841283769479783300\
41064607853574369982462062602196933640652123980541957720103071403419\
55842308637963896019038619017608213843100672568847202131403433407721\
77793193713866603016695171123198340508498293858593967517710927964512\
49601248519198813810677394142918370264156665025009301973822093755237\
52496965783834233202440800031054583784247856156491446403129084637529\
97913022365001256092457001333944760822178178573333732694056148655699\
88272655926758464065817738180368553834191779075904063988850752145610\
41502946408942598899932397926470704878721504918828907002727302072471\
62334049013296873456598685479661372050679141219679539892101019673840\
80290131905725582599788025914878118152686485785942767347309296988118\
33879396916702209097138620563782751560211181640625.

The Debian Oracle grants you permission to approximate that to fifteen
signficant decimals.

You owe the Oracle a non-generic, non-empty Subject header.