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Re: WHY??????????



On Thu, Dec 27, 2001 at 08:04:40PM -0500, ElCaFiendo@aol.com wrote:
> WHY THE HELL DID THIS SHOW UP ON MY COMPUTER???   I WAS TRYING TO GO TO A 
> WEBSITE AND THIS SHIT SHOWED UP.........I PAY A LOT OF MONEY TO BELONG TO 
> THAT SITE AND SHIT SHOWS UP???  THIS IS NOT FUNNY  GET THIS THE HELL OFF MY 
> COMPUTER NOW.....THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME IN FIXING MY PROBLEM

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST AS STUPID AS EVERY OTHER AOL USER ON THE
PLANET???  WAIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT......DEBIAN IS AN OPERATING SYSTEM
VENDOR, AND THE PAGE YOU'RE LOOKING AT IS A PLACEHOLDER BECAUSE THE
PERSON WHO RUNS THE COMPUTER IS TOO LAZY TO REPLACE IT.  IS EVERY
COMPUTER THAT RUNS IIS OWNED BY MICROSOFT????  I DIDN'T THINK SO.
OH, WAIT, I'M PRESUMING YOU KNOW WHAT IIS IS, OR THAT YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT
A WEB SERVER IS.  COME TO THINK OF IT, I'M PRESUMING YOU KNOW WHAT A
COMPUTER IS, WHICH IS A PRETTY POOR ASSUMPTION GIVEN THAT YOU APPARENTLY
DON'T KNOW WHAT A "CAPS LOCK" KEY IS, OR HOW TO TURN IT OFF.  SO GET A
CLUE INTO YOUR MORONIC SKULL AND LEAVE THE DEBIAN PROJECT THE HELL
ALONE.

If you harass us again we will report you to AOL for violation of their
Terms of Service.  This might inconvenience you so much that you have to
pick a new screen name, and gosh, wouldn't that be a tragedy given that
"ElCaFiendo" is so utterly clever?

Oh, and if I were you I'd be downright terrified about the digital
signature attached to this mail (see RFC 2015).  There's no telling what
kind of horrible things a non-executable bitstream can do to your
computer.

-- 
G. Branden Robinson                |
Debian GNU/Linux                   |       kernel panic -- causal failure
branden+nby-vqvbg@deadbeast.net    |       universe will now reboot
http://people.debian.org/~branden/ |

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