FW: Amen

[Nikita Huggins <nhuggins@corp.attcanada.ca>]

   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
> >         - He went into His father's business.
> >         - He lived at home until He was 30.
> >         - His Mother was sure He was God.
> > >   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
> >         - He never got married.
> >         - He was always telling amazing stories.
> >         - He loved green pastures.
> > >   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
> >         - His first name was Jesus.
> >         - He was bilingual.
> >         - He was always being harassed by the authorities.
> > >   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
> >         - He talked with his hands.
> >         - He had wine with every meal.
> >         - He worked in the building trades.
> > >   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
> >         - He called everybody "brother".
> >         - He liked Gospel.
> >         - He couldn't get a fair trial.
> > >   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
> >         - He had long hair.
> >         - He walked around barefoot.
> >         - He started a new religion.
> >
AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE... JESUS WAS A WOMAN
- He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food.
- He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.
- Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to
do.




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