Bug 456789: ITP: libjustdoit -- Always does what you want
Package: wnpp
Severity: wishlist
* Package name : libjustdoit
Version : 1.0
Upstream Author : Noone. It was just there.
* URL or Web page : Just open your webbrowser after you installed the
lib. And the Homepage will be there!
* License : Whatever you wish it is.
Description : Always does what you want.
This library is THE thing we all waited for. Install it and be
happy. It just does what you want. It has a lot of built-in functions,
some are listed below. If one isn't there yet - no problem, just use
libjustdoit to get it added! Its all that easy!
Some example functions:
justdoit() - THE central function in this library, everything else is
built around this one. A sample call is
"justdoit(make_coffee)" which will instantly burn your
refrigerator. Or take "justdoit(mail_beloved)" and see
how nice it calls your wife.
Other nice examples one could think of are
"justdoit(install_sarge)" and watch a gentoo compile run
(Depends on apt-gentoo from
http://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2004/03/msg02502.html)
get_money() - Instantly calls the policy and locks your door until
they are there.
are_we_there_yet() - Hands you an ice-cream immediately.
get_dpl() - Will instantly hack vote.debian.org, changing the DPL vote
to
ensure you are ranked below NOTA.
Some missing functions:
release_sarge() - Sorry, this one isn't finished yet. We are still
trying to get it working, but it always has bugs and
hangs waiting for other stuff.
get_into_cabal() - Sorry, TINC.
--
bye Joerg
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