There's a problem with your statement. Just because he's tried to get off
the list and failed doesn't make it our problem. Even if it does, a
friendly note like "I've tried the advertised methods of getting off this
list, and I'm still on it. Could someone provide me the address of the
human contact for this list so I can ask him to look into it?" would go a
lot further than this little rant...
Anyway, this is extrememly off topic... Here's something for your reading
HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE
First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.
Then follow these directions.
The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on
requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be
dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have
fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X"
outlet hose. Twist the silver- coloured ring one inch below the
connection point until you feel it lock.
The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the
small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its
initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect.
Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear.
Activate by pressing the blue button.
The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be
adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release
button. The opening is self- adjusting. To secure after use, press
the green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and^¿
returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.
You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator .
If the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator
requirements has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy"
call button on the right of the evaporator . He will secure all
facilities from his control panel.
To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in
the clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet
immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you.
On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a
"Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be
illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the
desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe
The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless
you activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When
you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button.
The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro
slippers and place them in their container.
If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The
knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low,
medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.
After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If
during the unsubscribing operation, you wish to change the settings,
place the "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may
now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light
goes on, you may log off.
Please close the door behind you.
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> I forwarded this to my wife, since she should be able to empathize - there are
> several lists that she has been unable to get off of...but then, her department
> did something strange with her account to cause the problem. For all of you sad
> people slamming this guy, if you haven't had anything like this ever happen to
> you, count yourself lucky.
> Patrick Best wrote:
> > TAKE ME OFF THIS FUCKING LIST.
> > FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT WHORE FUCK.
> > NOW.
> > --
> > To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to email@example.com
> > with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact firstname.lastname@example.org
> To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to email@example.com
> with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact firstname.lastname@example.org
| Jason Marshall, email@example.com. Spots InterConnect, Inc. Calgary, AB |
- From: Atheist Bastard <firstname.lastname@example.org>