With some Google help I figured out how to fix the missing
/var/lib/dpkg/available problem and got lshw removed. Hopefully there's no
remaining hidden damage on my server. I don't think I'll ever be messing
with lshw again. It could be that it expects something my old server
doesn't have, and locks the machine when attempting to probe said
non-existent device. Regardless, a production level (stable) information
gathering tool should never hard lock a machine, no matter what, nor cause
any kind of damage. I could understand installing a beta device driver
doing this, but an information gathering tool causing a lockup?