On Tue, 2003-02-04 at 12:02, deFreese, Barry wrote: > > Our Father, who art in Redmond > > Bill be thy name. > > Should Windows 95 come, > > Thy Word be run > > On Earth as it is in Redmond. > > Give us this day our Conventional Memory > > And forgive us our GPFs > > As we forgive those GPFs that crash our systems > > And leave us not at the Blue Screen of Death. > > For thine is the BASIC, the DOS and the Windows, > > For ever and NT > > Press any key to continue... > > > >-- > >Mark L. Kahnt, FLMI/M, ALHC, HIA, AIAA, ACS, MHP > >ML Kahnt New Markets Consulting > >Tel: (613) 531-8684 / (613) 539-0935 > >Email: kahnt@hosehead.dyndns.org > > That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in a while!!! > > Barry deFreese > NTS Technology Services Manager > Nike Team Sports > (949)-616-4005 > Barry.deFreese@nike.com > > "Technology doesn't make you less stupid; it just makes you stupid faster." > Jerry Gregoire - Former CIO at Dell I was afraid it might be too dated - I wrote it when I heard the rumour, and shared it with three or four people. One emailed it on to a few friends, and it did work its way around the Internet for a stretch. All that said, isn't "Press any key to continue..." the equivalent to finishing a prayer or incantation to a computer to accomplish a task? -- Mark L. Kahnt, FLMI/M, ALHC, HIA, AIAA, ACS, MHP ML Kahnt New Markets Consulting Tel: (613) 531-8684 / (613) 539-0935 Email: kahnt@hosehead.dyndns.org
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