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Re: Time is runnign too fast



on Wed, 29 Oct 2003 12:23:08PM -0600, Ron Jr insinuated:
> "'Most girls up through adult women become frightened and
> confused, often hysterical when presented with a traditional
> command prompt,' Cesterino explained, 'therefore the console
> program available through the B-Menu in BarbieOS features pink
> text on a flowered background so as to not intimidate or threaten
> females, and all windows are circular instead of the usual
> square, since most females unconsciously associate a circular
> shape with inclusiveness and the womb.'"
> http://qrxx.4t.com/barbieOS.htm

oh my god, i can't decide if that link is hilarious or what ...

  "Barbie Wizards guide girls through the process of partitioning
  their disks, formatting volumes, mounting Samba shares, and
  installing packages.

  This kind of attention to detail and thorough understanding of
  female limitations also shows in the step by step Barbie Wizards
  that guide girls through the process of partitioning their disks,
  formatting volumes, mounting Samba shares, and installing packages.
  During the installation, girls are allowed to play a fashion-plate
  game or view a slideshow of rainbows, kittens, and Mattel products."

!!

is this a joke??

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