Re: OT - Programming Languages w/o English Syntax
On Sun, 2003-10-19 at 09:05, David Jardine wrote:
> On Sat, Oct 18, 2003 at 06:56:13PM -0500, Ron Johnson wrote:
> >
> > IF (I LIKE BEER) AND (THERE IS BEER IN THE FRIDGE) THEN
> > GO GET A "BUD"
> > END IF
> >
> > IF (THE FOOTBALL GAME IS ON TV) THEN
> > TURN ON TV TO ESPN
> > IF (BEER IN HAND) THEN
> > WHILE (BOTTLE NOT FULL)
> > DRINK BEER
> > END WHILE
> > SCREAM AT OLD LADY FOR MORE BEER
>
> + IF (OLD LADY SCREAMS AT YOU FOR CALLING FOR MORE BEER WHILE YOU HAVE A FULL BOTTLE IN YOUR HAND) ...
+ THEN
+ SWIG THE REST OF IT DOWN
+ THROW THE BOTTLE AT HERE
+ TELL HERE YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED HER SISTER
+ END IF
Of course, if I ever did that to *my* wife, she'd beat me with a
baseball bat! Besides, Bud is really, really nasty.
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Ron Johnson, Jr. ron.l.johnson@cox.net
Jefferson, LA USA
"Fair is where you take your cows to be judged."
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