Bug#697252: fortunes-off: need to add: lawyers-coders crack
This gem belongs in fortunes:
Here’s the thing about lawyers: they don’t write to communicate.
Lawyers are like programmers, their code doesn’t have to be
human-readable. It may even be deliberately obfuscated. It just
has to run on the target system and produce the desired outcome.
In the case of terms-of-use language, the target system is the
courts, and the desired outcome is income.
--John Shade, ``Shady Illuminations'', PragPub #43, January 2013
-- System Information:
Debian Release: wheezy/sid
APT prefers stable-updates
APT policy: (990, 'stable-updates'), (990, 'testing'), (990, 'stable'), (500, 'unstable'), (500, 'stable'), (1, 'experimental')
Architecture: amd64 (x86_64)
Kernel: Linux 3.2.0-4-amd64 (SMP w/2 CPU cores)
Locale: LANG=en_US.UTF-8, LC_CTYPE=en_US.UTF-8 (charmap=UTF-8)
Shell: /bin/sh linked to /bin/dash