ISTR Alan Cox once mentioned he could train a chicken to install Debian. I couldn't find a reference in parisc-linux email...but someone else did make that comment in 1997 on LWJ. I thought chickens were stupid creatures. But a story in todays' SJMN popped that bubble and I though folks would be amused with the idea of really training a chicken to install debian: http://profiles.myspace.com/users/10276005 (This one is even house trained) enjoy, grant