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Re: Google knows everything



On Wed, 2002-11-06 at 19:19, Brian Nelson wrote:
> http://www.googlism.com
> 
> linux is for bitches

linux is a free premium linux operating system
linux is not free
linux is ready to party
linux is like a chinese peasant uprising
linux is not red hat
linux is dead

> debian is almost working

debian is a pita
debian is the best distro
debian is very political
debian is not converting to rpm
debian is kewl
debian is known as the highest quality distribution there is
debian is a linux distribution developed in the true open source spirit
debian is in a transition between libc5 and libc6
debian is mostly for more advanced users and not for the first time
linux/unix user /* HA! Debian is my first, one, and only! */
debian is more of a partner than a competitor with other distributions
debian is being carefully and conscientiously put together and will be
maintained and supported with similar care
debian is a linux distribution; and a fairly popular one at that
debian is best
debian is leet
debian is the only linux distribution that calls itself the hideous
"gnu/linux"

> linus torvalds is vader

linus torvalds is insisting nobody should get between us and our cpus
linus torvalds is among those who will be let go on monday
linus torvalds is elected king of the world
linus torvalds is working for microsoft he's supposed to be developing a
replacement os for windows 2000
linus torvalds is a lot like bill gates
linus torvalds is the "david" of today
linus torvalds is considering christening the linux 2
linus torvalds is not god
linus torvalds is not a real person at all
linus torvalds is dead?

> rms is antichrist

rms is caused by the distortion of the line current and appropriately
called distortion power factor kdist
rms is cost effective
rms is the vulnerability of the developing countries to natural
disasters
rms is written in the ansi c programming language for portability
rms is not planned to be used in current navy imagery systems afloat
rms is the root
rms is expected to be somewhere around 25 microns
rms is a product without competition
rms is being a weenie
rms is fatally flawed and cannot be justified

> brian nelson is too good for you to say

brian nelson is a wanted man
brian nelson is a sicko mark
brian nelson is hard at work trying to harass possible sponsors to open
their pockets
brian nelson is living on the streets with teen runaway kristine hammond
brian nelson is part of a dying breed
brian nelson is alice's personal assistant

Alex.

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