And the prize goes to...
In the category of submitter of the mythical one hundredth bug:
In the category of maintainer assigned to the mythical one hundredth
bug: Charl, Debian Maintainer with Ultimate Cognitive Skills, P.
Botha <firstname.lastname@example.org>. Charl has humbly refused the honor
and has passed it on to Branden Robinson <email@example.com>.
The category of submitter of the fixing patch remains undecided.
Marcelo | Until an unfortunate axe incident, Gloria had been
firstname.lastname@example.org | captain of the school basketball team.
| -- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)