I'm looking for a single device (to reduce cabling) to replace this:
      * it needs to run Debian or have at least some potential to do
        that. I don't want to have to deal with any pre-installed OSes,
        custom old OpenWRT builds running Linux 2.4 or other stupidity.
      * it needs either FXO/FXS ports or some sort of cordless phone
        integrated with it.
      * it needs to have ADSL2+ support, 
      * it needs WiFi, preferably something supported by ath5k/ath9k or
        OpenFWWF
      * it needs 4 Ethernet ports, speed isn't too important
      * it needs to either support coreboot or not be x86 (ARM/MIPS/etc)
      * it needs to be unbrickable, via semi-read-only secondary
        bootloader or whatever.
      * internal SATA or eSATA would be nice so that it has useful
        amounts of storage and can be used as a NAS
      * a few USB ports would be nice
      * some hardware expandability would be nice, miniPCI or whatever