Re: Have you ever...
On 02/09/10 07:27, Scott Ferguson wrote:
Hmmm ... but what might be the nature of this particular type of troll?
Let's play a profiling game:
On 02/09/10 05:52, Tom H wrote:
On Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 1:58 PM, Anticept .<firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
On Sun, Aug 29, 2010 at 11:31 PM, Poo Py<email@example.com> wrote:
Had dog sex?��Or posted naked? I need to kno. cuz I won't support a distro
that has people doing that. It's a sin and I don't like sinners much.
This is probably a troll post.
With poopy as a name and debiantuxsex as a username, your "probably"
is very kind... Especially since his/her first post was about "horny
goat weed" or something like that. :)
A troll indeed! But not just an ordinary troll - "poopy" is a rare, and
rightfully endangered, potty-mouth troll (Witling faecus).
Recognisable by the unique pin-like growth on their neck - the only
visible feature that distinguishes them from sentient bipods.
Their "closed-loop" digestive system allows them to survive their entire
life eating only their own excrement.
As their brain is composed of only two cells (neither of which function)
they are unable to support any distro other than Windows - and then,
only the sliding kind.
The troll is apparently coprophiliac with a strict religious upbringing
and minimal education. Probably lives with an over bearing mother and
either an absent or aloof father. There are shameful secrets in the
troll's family and the tendencies to perpetrate the same shameful
aspects are projected outwards to the general public as belonging to/
originating from them.
Why bother engaging with the kid. He (far greater a probability than
she) is lonely and needs to find some real friends away from the
computer and may benefit from not being encouraged by responses to the post.
But this is all in jest, no less.
AG (aka Dr Phil)