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Re: Am I ready for the internet?



On Mon, Sep 15, 2003 at 06:25:06PM +0200, Jimmy Johansson wrote:
> Hello, I'm just wondering if I am ready for the internet? 
> 
> I ran nessus and the only thing it complained about was the ports nessusd
> runs on and the traceroute to localhost. I also ran tiger and it didn't
> say anything special either. I have also gone through the
> securing-debian-howto...
> 
> Is there something else I should think about or do before connecting to
> the internet.

<sarcasm>
Noooo!!! You need to immediately wipe Debian and install Windows 95 with
no service packs or hotfixes.  That way you can "participate in the
community" by sending out thousands of useless pings via the Welchia
worm.
</sarcasm>

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