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http://www.openoffice.org/
Microsoft Buys OpenOffice.org!
For an undisclosed sum but reputed to be in the billions, Microsoft's Bill
Gates has personally bought the leading open-source desktop project. Saying
he "was sick and tired of open-source eating away at his profits," the
world's richest man decided to put an end to the nuisance and simply buy
OpenOffice.org. It will form part of a growing list of Microsoft
acquisitions including several erstwhile competitors, a considerable number
of prominent politicians, and a few small governments.
The initially stunned OpenOffice.org community--a happy-go-lucky
international band numbering in the hundreds of thousands--later turned to
champagne to celebrate their newfound wealth. "Bless Bill!" one happy
Torontonian exclaimed, bubbly in hand. "With all this money, I can beat
Mark's time in orbit!"
Gates has assured all current OpenOffice.org users that their future
migration path to Microsoft Office is guaranteed thanks to OpenOffice.org's
faultless support of MS Office files formats. Users can further rest
assured that the full functionality currently provided by OpenOffice.org
2.0 will be available in MS-Office 2020 - or possibly 2030.
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