Joke of the day:
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter
was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the
Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said,
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife
quietly said, 'That's twice.' Hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule
third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket
and shot the mule dead. I started to yell at her for her treatment of the
mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once."
Another joke of the day:
A neighbor was watching a little boy playing with a ball and bat in his
"I'm the greatest hitter in the world" the boy exclaimed as he threw the ball
into the air. He swung with all his might but missed the ball and fell down
himself. "Strike One" he says as he gets up. He throws it up again and swings.
Again the ball falls to the ground with a thud. "Strike Two" he yells still undeterred.
"I'm the greatest" he says as he swings once again hitting only air as the
ball falls to the ground. This time he dances around the backyard as he yells
"Strike Three.... I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"